Have I ever told you guys what a nerd I am for good lyrics because Tokio Hotel always had really great lyrics ugh i love them they’re so TALENTED
the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
Bill, I hate to interrupt you but you are the dirty bitch. And I love it.
Remember in 2012 when Bill took all these awkward selfies and it was the best thing
And don’t forget when Tom took a picture of Bill to put on the app it was often better than Bills selfies, rip.
YO WHERE IS THE PICTURE OF HIM GASPING OR SOMETHING WITH HIS HAND OVER HIS MOUTH I CAN’T FIND IT THAT WAS MY LIFE
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power